Funny Tweets of the Week, September 2nd
Sep 2nd, 2009 | By Tatiana | Category: Funny Tweets
"gotcha" by foxtongue on flickr
Helping you get past Hump Day, it’s our Funny Tweets of the Week!
@thepioneerwoman: I just braided my hair in pigtails and I look like an aging and bitter Pippi Longsticking.
@weirdralph: I’ve found that the best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it just once.
@SharonDV: Am eating Smart Popcorn. Not as much fun as eating the dumb popcorn. The smart ones see it coming.
@SharonDV: Son No. 2 told me he loved my bum because it’s SO HUMONGOUS (spread arms as far as they can go). He’s now in a time out. Until he’s 30.
@shaunaglenn: Dear Bathroom Scale, I’m sorry I ran over you with my car. But you’re a damn liar, and liars will be dealt with accordingly.
@LiteMochaMom: Told my 3yo he’s driving me bananas, he replies that I am driving him to apples (without missing a beat)
@marybethrabon: Hello September. So far I would rather sleep than get acquainted with you.
@MaggieDammit: Me chastising my 9-yr-old: “Read with inflection!” Her: “I don’t even LIKE needles.”
@mamaspohr: I am going to start a club that is all about how much clubs suck! And it will be free of irony!
@nuckingfutsmom: My 6 YO son is so impressed w/himself that he can jump up & down naked & make his “peeper” dance.
